Whatever budget you set for projects - double it.
Woody's Mexican Lime Vodka Coolers can be opened with a variety of garden tools.
When you've overworked your shoulder/knee/hip - the best treatment is to work it some more.
"We can have that out to you by Saturday" - really means it will be there on Tuesday, 2 weeks later.
Whatever time you've allowed to finish a project - triple it - something WILL go wrong.
9th anniversary is NOT pottery afterall - it's farm equipment.
You know you live in the north, when......